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#1 Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots
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#2 Werewolves Don't Go To Summer Camp
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#3 Santa Claus Doesn't Mop Floors
#4 Leprechauns Don't Play Basketball
#5 Ghosts Don't Eat Potato Chips
#6 Frankenstein Doesn't Plant Petunias
#7 Aliens Don't Wear Braces
#8 Genies Don't Ride Bicycles
#9 Pirates Don't Wear Pink Sunglasses
#10 Witches Don't Do Back Flips
#11 Skeletons Don't Play Tubas
#12 Cupid Doesn't Flip Hamburgers
#13 Gremlins Don't Chew Bubble Gum
#14 Monsters Don't Scuba Dive
#15 Zombies Don't Play Soccer
#16 Dracula Doesn't Drink Lemonade
#17 Elves Don't Wear Hard Hats
#18 Martians Don't Take Temperatures
#19 Gargoyles Don't Drive School Buses
#20 Wizards Don't Need Computers
#21 Mummies Don't Coach Softball
#22 Cyclops Doesn't Roller Skate
#23 Angels Don't Know Karate
#24 Dragons Don't Cook Pizza
#25 Bigfoot Doesn't Square Dance
#26 Mermaids Don't Run Track
#27 Bogeymen Don't Play Football
#28 Unicorns Don't Give Sleigh Rides
#29 Knights Don't Teach Piano
#30 Hercules Doesn't Pull Teeth
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#31 Ghouls Don't Scoop Ice Cream
#32 Phantoms Don't Drive Sports Cars
#33 Giants Don't Go Snowboarding
#34 Frankenstein Doesn't Slam Hockey Pucks
#35 Trolls Don't Ride Roller Coasters
#36 Wolfmen Don't Hula Dance
#37 Goblins Don't Play Video Games
#38 Ninjas Don't Bake Pumpkin Pies
#39 Dracula Doesn't Rock and Roll
#40 Sea Monsters Don't Ride Motorcycles
#41 Bride of Frankenstein Doesn't Bake Cookies
#42 Robots Don't Catch Chicken Pox
#43 Vikings Don't Wear Wrestling Belts
#44 Ghosts Don't Ride Wild Horses
#45 Wizards Don't Wear Graduation Gowns
#46 Sea Serpents Don't Juggle Water Balloons
#47 Frankenstein Doesn't Start Food Fights
#48 Dracula Doesn't Play Kickball
#49 Werewolves Don't Run For President
#50 The Abominable Snowman Doesn't Roast Marshmallows
#51 Dragons Don't Throw Snowballs
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