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#1 Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots

#1 Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots

#2 Werewolves Don't Go To Summer Camp

#2 Werewolves Don't Go To Summer Camp

#3 Santa Doesn't Mop Floors

#3 Santa Doesn't Mop Floors

#4 Leprechauns Don't Play Basketball

#4 Leprechauns Don't Play Basketball

#5 Ghosts Don't Eat Potato Chips

#5 Ghosts Don't Eat Potato Chips

#6 Frankenstein Doesn't Plant Petunias

#6 Frankenstein Doesn't Plant Petunias

#7 Aliens Don't Wear Braces

#7 Aliens Don't Wear Braces

#8 Genies Don't Ride Bicycles

#8 Genies Don't Ride Bicycles

#9 Pirates Don't Wear Pink Sunglasses

#9 Pirates Don't Wear Pink Sunglasses

#10 Witches Don't Do Back Flips

#10 Witches Don't Do Back Flips

#11 Skeletons Don't Play Tubas

#11 Skeletons Don't Play Tubas

#12 Cupids Don't Flip Hamburgers

#12 Cupids Don't Flip Hamburgers

#13 Gremlins Don't Chew Bubble Gum

#13 Gremlins Don't Chew Bubble Gum

#14 Monsters Don't Scuba Dive

#14 Monsters Don't Scuba Dive

#15 Zombies Don't Play Soccer

#15 Zombies Don't Play Soccer

#16 Dracula Doesn't Drink Lemonade

#16 Dracula Doesn't Drink Lemonade

#17 Elves Don't Wear Hard Hats

#17 Elves Don't Wear Hard Hats

#18 Martians Don't Take Temperatures

#18 Martians Don't Take Temperatures

#19 Gargoyles Don't Drive School Buses

#19 Gargoyles Don't Drive School Buses

#20 Wizards Don't Need Computers

#20 Wizards Don't Need Computers

#21 Mummies Don't Coach Softball

#21 Mummies Don't Coach Softball

#22 Cyclops Doesn't Roller Skate

#22 Cyclops Doesn't Roller Skate

#23 Angels Don't Know Karate

#23 Angels Don't Know Karate

#24 Dragons Don't Cook Pizza

#24 Dragons Don't Cook Pizza

#25 Bigfoot Doesn't Square Dance

#25 Bigfoot Doesn't Square Dance

#26 Mermaids Don't Run Track

#26 Mermaids Don't Run Track

#27 Bogeymen Don't Play Football

#27 Bogeymen Don't Play Football

#28 Unicorns Don't Give Sleigh Rides

#28 Unicorns Don't Give Sleigh Rides

#29 Knights Don't Teach Piano

#29 Knights Don't Teach Piano

#30 Hercules Doesn't Pull Teeth

#30 Hercules Doesn't Pull Teeth

#31 Ghouls Don't Scoop Ice Cream

#31 Ghouls Don't Scoop Ice Cream

#32 Phantoms Don't Drive Sports Cars

#32 Phantoms Don't Drive Sports Cars

#33 Giants Don't Go Snowboarding

#33 Giants Don't Go Snowboarding

#34 Frankenstein Doesn't Slam Hockey Pucks

#34 Frankenstein Doesn't Slam Hockey Pucks

#35 Trolls Don't Ride Roller Coasters

#35 Trolls Don't Ride Roller Coasters

#36 Wolfmen Don't Hula Dance

#36 Wolfmen Don't Hula Dance

#37 Goblins Don't Play Video Games

#37 Goblins Don't Play Video Games

#38 Ninjas Don't Bake Pumpkin Pies

#38 Ninjas Don't Bake Pumpkin Pies

#39 Dracula Doesn't Rock and Roll

#39 Dracula Doesn't Rock and Roll

#40 Sea Monsters Don't Ride Motorcycles

#40 Sea Monsters Don't Ride Motorcycles

#41 Bride of Frankenstein Doesn't Bake Cookies

#41 Bride of Frankenstein Doesn't Bake Cookies

#42 Robots Don't Catch Chicken Pox

#42 Robots Don't Catch Chicken Pox

#43 Vikings Don't Wear Wrestling Belts

#43 Vikings Don't Wear Wrestling Belts

#44 Ghosts Don't Ride Wild Horses

#44 Ghosts Don't Ride Wild Horses

#45 Wizards Don't Wear Graduation Gowns

#45 Wizards Don't Wear Graduation Gowns

#46 Sea Serpents Don't Juggle Water Balloons

#46 Sea Serpents Don't Juggle Water Balloons

#47 Frankenstein Doesn't Start Food Fights

#47 Frankenstein Doesn't Start Food Fights

#48 Dracula Doesn't Play Kickball

#48 Dracula Doesn't Play Kickball

#49 Werewolves Don't Run For President

#49 Werewolves Don't Run For President

#50 The Abominable Snowman Doesn't Roast Marshmallows

#50 The Abominable Snowman Doesn't Roast Marshmallows

#51 Dragons Don't Throw Snowballs

#51 Dragons Don't Throw Snowballs